I heard that a black guy was one of the top new players in the NHL or somesuch.    There goes that sport!

What would the world be like if Karnov never existed?

dos munos at May 1, 2013 at 12:16 AM

Thoughts on hockey? Thoughts on Wild vs. Hawks? Or no?

Very, very few.  Hockey is probably blacktually better than I give it credit for, but it's a white man's sport.

nes_pimp at May 3, 2013 at 11:46 AM

What would the world be like if Karnov never existed?

There would be no world, because Karnov created God on the first day.  Which was a WedNESday.

Is it me, or do Jews seem to be actively making want people commit genocide upon them?

The Master of Heaven and Earth at May 4, 2013 at 3:16 AM

Is it me, or do Jews seem to be actively making want people commit genocide upon them?

I often hesitate to make holocaust jokes on the internet, due to paranoia about being on a watch list for edgy, offensive humor.  That said, the thought had crossed my mind that Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg will eventually corner the market in time travel, and go back to pre-WWII era and annoy a once Disney and jew-loving Hitler just that much.

Speaking of watch lists, how many of us do are think are on any?

Islam is the light!

The Master of Heaven and Earth at May 6, 2013 at 5:49 AM

Speaking of watch lists, how many of us do are think are on any?

Islam is the light!

I'm of the opinion that paranoia is no longer a factor.  Everybody is being watched on the internet on some level, I think.  I'd be shocked if commiecatgirl.com isn't being tapped regularly, with maybe half of those bots being FBI, and a good 20 percent being Interpol in Hobro's case.

Reminds me, I had a good laugh as of typing this, because CNN has been talking about some girls who were missing for 10 years being found in a house just like Plinkett's.  They'll probably find a dozen more girls like them in NecroVMX's place, although half are even more probably dead.

What are your most daring a hilarious assertions for the fruit of this Disney-EA [unholy] union?

NESJohnny at May 7, 2013 at 1:08 PM

What are your most daring a hilarious assertions for the fruit of this Disney-EA [unholy] union?

Its gonna be great ur all just jellus cuz u dont make milyuns making games 4 EA lucas arts sucked ass flavored balls u shud be glad that shit e company shut down cuz i want to suck The Man's cock!

Because if there's one company that represents the "good guy" in an industry full of megacorporations, it's EA.  And if there's two, the second is Disney.  Seriously, is there a point when enough is enough?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=087EQjD5qHE

Now that over a year has past, what did you think of the return of Beavis and Butthead?  I torrented the season that came out last year and actually enjoyed it.   The only thing I don't like so far are the segments where they make fun of other MTV shows, like Jersey Shore.

The Master of Heaven and Earth at May 13, 2013 at 4:55 AM

Now that over a year has past, what did you think of the return of Beavis and Butthead?  I torrented the season that came out last year and actually enjoyed it.   The only thing I don't like so far are the segments where they make fun of other MTV shows, like Jersey Shore.

That's blaxactly my anal-ysis!  It was the best thing they've shown for at least a decade by default.  Unfortunately for them, that translates to "the only thing remotely watchable on their joke channel."  The other stuff is SO INCREDIBLY BAD that even Mike Judge has trouble finding ways to make it humorous.  You can tell where he's reaching for something, anything witty to say about the worst programming in television history, and the fact that he succeeds, even if it's just from time to time, shows how brilliant he is.  The other atrocious shows on MTV will always be my default counter-argument to the idea that monetary wealth = success and talent, a concept that has spread like a Sigma-esque virus on the internet.  Mike Judge is one of the few whose talent has matched his fame and success as it relates to MTV, and the fact that Idiocracy, Office Space and Extract have all bombed in theaters further proves how this stuff works.

Are online job applications just there to make sure that poor/lazy folks stay out of certain places and take their time asking genuine questions?   I got my first job by  just turning in an app every day until they took me, and now there are no more motherfuckers who have physical applications anymore.

The Master of Heaven and Earth at May 16, 2013 at 7:19 PM

Are online job applications just there to make sure that poor/lazy folks stay out of certain places and take their time asking genuine questions?   I got my first job by  just turning in an app every day until they took me, and now there are no more motherfuckers who have physical applications anymore.

PSYCHO TIP: Since there's nothing genuine about anything online, it's facefucking perfect for employers, because they don't want genuine, ever.  It's the same reason people wear suits to job interviews, or suits for anything ever at any time, for that matter (see also: weddings).  Also, poor blacks don't own computers, so all the more incentive to do it that way, since the only way any of them could get blackcess to a job application is via 15-minute signups for internet use at a public library (you know, to keep everything in line with schools and prisons in terms of rules).  However, this also means that if somebody has internet and gets clever, then 900 people with names like Gabe Athouse, John Gulbany and Phil Thiecolourdes will have signed up for jobs at Walmart.

The Psycho Gorilla,

Can you believe it? Apparently, gas prices are sky high due to refineries being shut down for repairs or some shit.

Also, have you noticed all the people bitching about paying over $4 a gallon, but two weeks ago, nobody seemed bothered by $3.79 as if that was an ok deal?

dos munos at May 17, 2013 at 10:10 PM

The Psycho Gorilla,

Can you believe it? Apparently, gas prices are sky high due to refineries being shut down for repairs or some shit.

Also, have you noticed all the people bitching about paying over $4 a gallon, but two weeks ago, nobody seemed bothered by $3.79 as if that was an ok deal?

That must be the blaxplanation!  Remember that same shit about 5 years ago?  They figured out the brilliant strategy of jacking the price up so outrageously high that people will complain, then lower it juuuuuuuust slightly from that, and those same people tend to shut up.  Like, "Facefuck, I'm still paying about $2.79 per gallon higher than what I should be paying, instead of $3 higher."